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[Hawk]

Rapture... It's upon us!



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[Stingray]

wat

[p.rothwell]

It's just made christianity look even more like a joke

[Blaze]

p.rothwell, on 21 May 2011 - 02:05 PM, said:

It's just made christianity look even more like a joke

+1

inb4 Planzor

[Planzor]

JUDGEMENT DAY begins on May 21, 2011! and not 2012 as is popularly believed. Hearts and minds should urgently and diligently inquire, for before that DAY, "it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:"(Heb 9:27). Do not simply dismiss this Biblically based warning for any reason. The Holy Bible is more than "a book. " THE LORD GOD is The merciful GOD.

Romans 1:16
"For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. "
Romans 10:17
"So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. "

Observe real foretold signs seen all around the world & our universe. The LORD is merciful. "To day if ye will hear his voice, harden not your hearts, as in the provocation. " Heb 3:15!

The date is important, yes, but what's even just as important is this - have i obtained faith, via GOD's mercy alone (not works), in the Lord Jesus Christ, The SON of the Living GOD, "mighty GOD" (Isaiah 9:6) unto the salvation of my soul? Because, without doubt "it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:" Heb 9:27. Many shall die & are dying before that Day, & without redemption to GOD through Jesus Christ The LORD, so it ends. HE is the only propitiation [atoning sacrifice] for mans sins.-(1 John 4:10).
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Here are Scriptural / Biblical references.

We are, and have been in the great tribulation. There are many biblical proofs, but in summary, 5. 21. 2011 is precisely 7000 years from the day of the great flood (4990 b. c.).-1

"For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth. " Genesis 7:4

"Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water. Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men. But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day. "
2 Peter 3:3-8....(note the context within which Holy Spirit, through Peter, indicates that the 1000 years is as 1 day with GOD, The LORD, the KING Eternal... within the context of people not believing in HIS return & destruction of this universe by fire, within the context of "by the same word are kept in store"... within the context of the 1st major destruction - the undeniable great flood)

****** Please remember, The LORD GOD is merciful, cry out to HIM today and read your Bibles.
Psalm 145:8
"The LORD is gracious, and full of compassion; slow to anger, and of great mercy. "
Psalm 34:18
"The LORD is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart; and saveth such as be of a contrite spirit."
Psalm 51:17
"The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit: a broken and a contrite heart, O God, thou wilt not despise."

May the LORD bless you all.

[Pheonix]

I lol at this !

[Stingray]

Planzor, on 21 May 2011 - 03:46 PM, said:

Spoiler

JUDGEMENT DAY begins on May 21, 2011! and not 2012 as is popularly believed. Hearts and minds should urgently and diligently inquire, for before that DAY, "it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:"(Heb 9:27). Do not simply dismiss this Biblically based warning for any reason. The Holy Bible is more than "a book. " THE LORD GOD is The merciful GOD.

Romans 1:16
"For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. "
Romans 10:17
"So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. "

Observe real foretold signs seen all around the world & our universe. The LORD is merciful. "To day if ye will hear his voice, harden not your hearts, as in the provocation. " Heb 3:15!

The date is important, yes, but what's even just as important is this - have i obtained faith, via GOD's mercy alone (not works), in the Lord Jesus Christ, The SON of the Living GOD, "mighty GOD" (Isaiah 9:6) unto the salvation of my soul? Because, without doubt "it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:" Heb 9:27. Many shall die & are dying before that Day, & without redemption to GOD through Jesus Christ The LORD, so it ends. HE is the only propitiation [atoning sacrifice] for mans sins.-(1 John 4:10).
=======

Here are Scriptural / Biblical references.

We are, and have been in the great tribulation. There are many biblical proofs, but in summary, 5. 21. 2011 is precisely 7000 years from the day of the great flood (4990 b. c.).-1

"For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth. " Genesis 7:4

"Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water. Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men. But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day. "
2 Peter 3:3-8....(note the context within which Holy Spirit, through Peter, indicates that the 1000 years is as 1 day with GOD, The LORD, the KING Eternal... within the context of people not believing in HIS return & destruction of this universe by fire, within the context of "by the same word are kept in store"... within the context of the 1st major destruction - the undeniable great flood)

****** Please remember, The LORD GOD is merciful, cry out to HIM today and read your Bibles.
Psalm 145:8
"The LORD is gracious, and full of compassion; slow to anger, and of great mercy. "
Psalm 34:18
"The LORD is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart; and saveth such as be of a contrite spirit."
Psalm 51:17
"The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit: a broken and a contrite heart, O God, thou wilt not despise."

May the LORD bless you all.

yea... like im gonna read all of that

[p.rothwell]

Quote

An atheist and entrepreneur from New Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.

He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.

They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."

I LOVE YOU; at least £20,750 from idiots

[Stingray]

p.rothwell, on 21 May 2011 - 09:30 PM, said:

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An atheist and entrepreneur from New Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.

He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.

They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."

I LOVE YOU; at least £20,750 from idiots

trololol

[Mild Gobstoppers]

tl;dr

But I do plan on gaming until the end of the world.

Not that my weekend is much different than normal.


Cya guys in hell. I hear they have cookies.

[p.rothwell]

Rapture's over already Mild

[Hawk]

And that's a Randy Savage quote. If you're still uninformed, Randy Savage died in a car crash a couple days ago. If you don't know who Randy Savage is, well, you're probably not American

[Planzor]

The Kingdom of Heaven is available to every man, woman, boy, and girl in this world, no matter who they are, where they live, or what they have done. It is freely offered to any and all who will receive it. Simply learn of Jesus (Yeshua), the promised Messiah, invite Him into your life as Lord, believe He died on the Cross for all of your sins and rose from the grave (proving there is a Kingdom of Heaven ... and a Hell). Learn of Him and believe in Him . . . for He was the only one who has ever loved you enough to substitute Himself for you on the Cross. He shed His blood, suffered, and died on the Cross to save you from your sins and from the utter darkness and torment of Hell, if you will accept it, believe it, and trust in it. That is why Jesus is called Savior. He now lovingly and graciously offers you life in Heaven (and we are warned it is a "take it or leave it" proposition.) We have to consciously receive it and accept it in faith. If you sincerely admit you have sinned (which means you will need a Savior to get into Heaven) and ask Jesus to come into your life and honestly try to stop doing (and saying) those things God says are wrong, you will go to Heaven ... and with open arms and tears of joy He will receive all who will come to Him in faith and in love ... It's God's Promise!!!

The only unpardonable sin is to reject God's love and His free offer of life in the Kingdom of Heaven by rejecting Jesus Christ (Yeshua Ha'Mashiach in Hebrew) who stepped forth from Eternity ("from of old, from everlasting"... see Micah 5:2) ... not to condemn the sinner, but to save the sinner (from the torment of Hell) and who willingly and lovingly shed His blood on the Cross so we can be washed clean of all our sins. The Bible warns there will be no peace in our lives until we make peace with God through His Son, Jesus (Yeshua), the promised Messiah. The Bible also says there will be no peace in Israel or on Earth until Jesus (Yeshua), the Messiah returns . . .

[A38]

did someone actually belive this bullsh*t?

[Mild Gobstoppers]

Well a volcano erupted in iceland or something.

They're not gonna keep quiet about that.

[Planzor]

I ######ing love you otto <3

lol'd irl :D

[Phobia]

Mild Gobstoppers, on 23 May 2011 - 07:49 AM, said:

Well a volcano erupted in iceland or something.

They're not gonna keep quiet about that.

[Dynamic]

This entire thing was ridiculous, did you hear how this guy calculated this? It's seriously retarded.

[p.rothwell]

http://www.christian...-rapture-50438/

######ing. lol.

[Stingray]

p.rothwell, on 24 May 2011 - 01:31 PM, said:

http://www.christian...-rapture-50438/

######ing. lol.

+1

[Dynamic]

Hahaha, that guy.. well... he's just a douche isnt he.