Anyone got some funny pick up lines? Riddles? Jokes (Not racist ones)?
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, Jan 10 2011 09:19 PM
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Posted 10 January 2011 - 09:19 PM
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Posted 11 January 2011 - 01:59 PM
When you go to bars, clubs etc etc there are always alot of girls that are aware of that they are sexy. Instead of being like the rest and keep on feeding their ego, insult them in a smart way.
We all know the pick up line that goes:
"-Did it hurt?"
"-What?"
"When you fell from heaven"
By now she thinks you are going for that cheesy pick up line. Wait for her reaction then say:
"Because your face is fugly as hell"
Walk away and be happy, this is a win-win situation. Either she things you are a douche (And you are
) and ignores you. Or she might fancy rude boys. Win-win ^^ Because your intention of this was to insult her and stop feeding her ego. If you manage to pick her up, get her number or similar you also win.
We all know the pick up line that goes:
"-Did it hurt?"
"-What?"
"When you fell from heaven"
By now she thinks you are going for that cheesy pick up line. Wait for her reaction then say:
"Because your face is fugly as hell"
Walk away and be happy, this is a win-win situation. Either she things you are a douche (And you are
) and ignores you. Or she might fancy rude boys. Win-win ^^ Because your intention of this was to insult her and stop feeding her ego. If you manage to pick her up, get her number or similar you also win.
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Posted 11 January 2011 - 02:10 PM
Note to self: Never take advise from Apolloz.
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Posted 11 January 2011 - 02:53 PM
It is a pick up line and joke at the same time 
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Posted 11 January 2011 - 05:49 PM
"Oi sweetheart, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
"No?"
"Neither do I but it broke the ice"
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"Is your name Laura L? Cuz you're worth it."
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"Is your name Gilette? Cuz you're the best a man can get."
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"Is your Dad a cement mixer? Cuz you're making me well hard."
"No?"
"Neither do I but it broke the ice"
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"Is your name Laura L? Cuz you're worth it."
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"Is your name Gilette? Cuz you're the best a man can get."
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"Is your Dad a cement mixer? Cuz you're making me well hard."
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Posted 11 January 2011 - 05:56 PM
Mike, on 11 January 2011 - 02:10 PM, said:
Note to self: Never take advise from Apolloz.
Kudos.
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Posted 13 January 2011 - 03:16 AM
Planzor, on 11 January 2011 - 05:49 PM, said:
"Is your Dad a cement mixer? Cuz you're making me well hard."
I lold.
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