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#61 User is offline   Major Casey

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 03:01 PM

Okay, this is how the story looks to now :P its long, and getting longer :P

Once upon a time there was a guy named Bob. who was sucking apolloz' dick. but then Apolloz came home and Bob was a girl. Betty of Brazil. Unfortunately apolloz was gay and got tierd of this topic and closed it yay! Then Sully came and opened it again and Stingrat started LoL'ing :D The End will come later, but first the world blew up. And the only person left was Bob, the guy that is a girl suvived by being under apolloz at the time of the explosion, sadden by her loss he/she/bob strove to bring back the human race and all life (except panda's, he/she/bob doesn't like panda's) so he/she/bob could be with the one he/she/bob loves... and that was apolloz ofc, which was gay thought Flasherr, who later realised it was all wrong. But that happens somewhere on page 1614 who doesnt exist yet. Bob started to fap furiously as the pressure on him grew which was really delicious. It maked him/she feel something special. It maked him/she really really horny. Then bob walked over to the red light district to jack off. behind the drug store, he saw a girl and asked her how much for the afgan orphan children she was selling she said the child was the offspring of Satan himself and the childs name was Graham. Graham was "gifted" with 3 penis and a vagina, when he sat down his 3 penis' he exploded. and then became one huge vagina and then he took a book and pressed it into a pie and realized he got the urge for some Jaffa Cakes™ that was in the book he pressed in. And then apolloz got naked, and everybody god amazed from what they saw that day. Then they killed him, and "him" was the poor german guy who we all know as Killerace. Killerace within this story was known as the village retard who could only cont to five. and to be able to count to five, he had to use his fingers to count. However there was a problem because he only had 2 fingers on each hand So, to count to five he used his 4 fingers and his tiny unnoticable genital, meanwhile, bob asked hnQ "Why do people always end up on gayin the story or making it sexual?", hnQ answered "I dno." then bob found out that hnQ also was gay. hnQ, as we all know is a bad ass dude used his secret ninjapowers to kick Wildzone in the scrotal zone after doing such action, Wildzone begged for forgiveness, hnQ is a good man and let's him live. But hnQ always wants something back. hnQ wanted Wildzone to help him to achieve world domination together with Apolloz and Killerace.....
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 03:32 PM

and Sully
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 03:38 PM

got left behind...
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 03:50 PM

but Apolloz was just joking, so Sully helped them
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 04:05 PM

for free...
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 04:28 PM

But of course they wanted Cover to tag along, and simply forgot to mention him earlier...
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 04:48 PM

thought Coverfire in his drunken state of mind.....
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 05:06 PM

was seeing everyone naked.
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 05:06 PM

But then Planzor
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 05:07 PM

his dick fell off
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 05:11 PM

and he was like WTF!?
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 05:12 PM

Then Blaze came & nailed it back on.
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 08:47 PM

and apolloz forgot that coverfire cannot legally drink, and realized that he was the intoxicated one and not I...
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 11:39 PM

then the world blew up again
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 05:51 AM

& apolloz died. His dick remained on the floor
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 02:06 PM

Bob began to cry, and together, Apolloz dick and Bob the guy that was a girl :P created "Apolloz Jr."
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 02:19 PM

wich was a pickle
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 02:38 PM

who liked shemales
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 04:45 PM

CHUCK NORRIS ARRIVES AND SAY THE END MUDA######AS
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 05:50 PM

At this time chuck norris was a person who liked to still wear a pillow case on his head, ergo everyone liked to ignore chuck norris in the town of ...
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 07:52 PM

"###### - Chuck"
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Posted 27 February 2010 - 11:22 AM

apolloz. jr said: wait! i have a pornographic memory!
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Posted 27 February 2010 - 04:51 PM

& apolloz dick smiled.
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Posted 27 February 2010 - 06:55 PM

OT: I don't know if I should cry or laugh.
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Posted 27 February 2010 - 07:00 PM

Then apolloz' dick his balls began to speak and said:
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Posted 27 February 2010 - 07:08 PM

wtf is wrong with flasher
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Posted 27 February 2010 - 07:14 PM

Probably to much of the happy-pipe.
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Posted 27 February 2010 - 11:09 PM

and pooed himself
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Posted 27 February 2010 - 11:11 PM

on the face
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Posted 28 February 2010 - 03:26 PM

OT: Removing this topic would do a favor to the world.
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