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#481 User is offline   dos

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 04:17 PM

View PostApolloz, on 10 January 2010 - 04:05 PM, said:

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16:39 - Apolloz: are you gay?
16:40 - Planzor: yeah



Case closed.



you asking him out apolloz?
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Posted 10 January 2010 - 04:44 PM

lol no, before I asked that he kept saying things like "I like dicks" and so on.
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Posted 10 January 2010 - 04:45 PM

Thats typical Planzor.
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Posted 10 January 2010 - 06:16 PM

View PostApolloz, on 10 January 2010 - 04:44 PM, said:

lol no, before I asked that he kept saying things like "I like dicks" and so on.


Paste it right here you bull ######ter.
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Posted 10 January 2010 - 06:26 PM

Planzor is like Jonah Falcon
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Posted 10 January 2010 - 06:29 PM

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Jonah Falcon
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Jonah Falcon
Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an American actor and writer from New York City, who is known for his large penis.[1]

Life
Jonah Falcon was born in Brooklyn, New York, and attended school at Bronx High School of Science, graduating in 1988. He has identified himself as bisexual.[2]

Penis
Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999 HBO documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in which men were interviewed in the nude about their penises.[3] He also gained additional coverage after Rolling Stone did a feature story on him in June 2003.[1]
In early 2006, he appeared in a documentary by UK Channel 4 called "The World's Biggest Penis."[4] His large size also led him to several appearances on the Howard Stern radio program.[2]
Rolling Stone reports Falcon's penis as 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.[1] It is presumed that he has the world's largest penis.


For those people who dont know Jonah Falcon aka Planzor.
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Posted 11 January 2010 - 02:31 PM

so much bs
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Posted 18 January 2010 - 08:13 AM

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
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Posted 24 January 2010 - 05:55 PM

19:52 - Planzor: you can't believe how much i <3 justin bieber
19:52 - Planzor: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=CHVhwcOg6y8
19:53 - Planzor: listen to that plz, it's awesome
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Posted 25 January 2010 - 04:04 PM

rofl

is that for real or..?
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Posted 25 January 2010 - 04:57 PM

I was going to go along with this until I saw the video for the second time.

I hate this ######ing prick so much. I would rant on and on about what makes me want to kill him but tbh, I don't have the energy after seeing that ######ing stupid ######ty video.
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Posted 26 January 2010 - 07:20 PM

cant deny you love him can you
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Posted 30 January 2010 - 09:24 PM

You bitch, I wasnt going to make it public.
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 10:13 AM

View PostFlasherr, on 30 January 2010 - 09:24 PM, said:

You bitch, I wasnt going to make it public.


Rofl. :D
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Posted 01 February 2010 - 07:49 PM

[13:47] [WF] Coverfire: then why could i hear justin bieber
[13:48] Planzor: holy ######
[13:48] Planzor: you heard that?
[13:48] [WF] Coverfire: yeah
[13:48] Planzor: dude, i was just watching it to see how gay he is
[13:48] Planzor: i ######ing promise
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Posted 01 February 2010 - 07:54 PM

Yesterday or something you said he was soooo sexy
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:38 PM

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We went in search of the moon, but we discovered the earth.

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Teamwork makes the Dreamwork

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:58 PM

View PostCoverfire, on 01 February 2010 - 08:49 PM, said:

[13:47] [WF] Coverfire: then why could i hear justin bieber
[13:48] Planzor: holy ######
[13:48] Planzor: you heard that?
[13:48] [WF] Coverfire: yeah
[13:48] Planzor: dude, i was just watching it to see how gay he is
[13:48] Planzor: i ######ing promise


Wait a minute....a yank using the 24 hours system. That is not something you see every day.
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Posted 15 February 2010 - 10:34 PM

Absolute hate for justin Bleber :<
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 08:42 PM

21:41 - Apolloz: See, I can be random alot
21:41 - Apolloz: So we stop talking about penises
21:41 - Apolloz: And my God, we did :P
21:41 - [WF] Flasher: I love penises
21:42 - [WF] Flasher: Penises are H.O.T.


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Posted 01 March 2010 - 10:35 PM

View PostApolloz, on 22 February 2010 - 09:42 PM, said:

21:41 - [WF] Flasher: I love penises
21:42 - [WF] Flasher: Penises are H.O.T.

You've seen to much at Jonah Falcon :)
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 11:30 PM

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Apolloz: Wow....you need to get laid
Jievee^: Whats that?
Apolloz: You need to have sex
Jievee^: Whats that?
Apolloz: When you take a car and drives into a tunnel
Jievee^: oh, no tunnels around here :(
Jievee^: only cars
Apolloz: Then you can wrap a wet towel around your penis and masturbate
Jievee^: Sounds hawt
Apolloz: lol
Apolloz: never tried it
Jievee^: I haven't actually
Apolloz: only heard that its similar to sex
Apolloz: like 20%
Jievee^: Should the towel be cotton or plastic ######?
Apolloz: cotton
Jievee^: And Should it be hot or cold?
Apolloz: guess?
Apolloz: Do you think a femal genital is cold or hot?
Jievee^: well i was thinking about using a fibre wire towel
Jievee^: What is gential?
Apolloz facepalms

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 11:56 PM

hahaha
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 11:59 PM

Someone obviously has a lack of women :D
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Posted 14 March 2010 - 11:59 AM

He edited it and removed some parts.
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Posted 14 March 2010 - 03:30 PM

well, it was funny quotes :D

Quotes of kings :D


- Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
- You ###### with me, you ######in' with the best!
- Say hello to my little friend!
- Yippee-ki-yay, mother######er.
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Posted 14 March 2010 - 03:43 PM

What? That could be fake. No date,time, who said it? :P
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Posted 15 March 2010 - 08:18 PM

i copyed it from a place, i dont remember right now :P but how does u get date and time at you chat?
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Posted 15 March 2010 - 08:42 PM

View PostApolloz, on 14 March 2010 - 11:59 AM, said:

He edited it and removed some parts.


I extracted a particaler bit from the chat :P No editing needed
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Posted 12 May 2010 - 08:04 PM

[15:00] [WF] CAG. DynaMiC: ###### teatime
[15:00] Coverfire: LOL
[15:00] Coverfire: TEA TIME?
[15:00] [WF] CAG. DynaMiC: YEA BOI!
[15:00] Coverfire: I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A STEREOTYPE
[15:00] [WF] CAG. DynaMiC: Im a mother######in briton
[15:00] [WF] CAG. DynaMiC: xD
[15:00] [WF] CAG. DynaMiC: Nope
[15:00] [WF] CAG. DynaMiC: brb
[15:00] Coverfire: LOL
[15:00] [WF] CAG. DynaMiC: xD
[15:00] Coverfire: ######ING TEA TIME
[15:00] Coverfire: YOU BRITISH ######, YOU
[15:00] [WF] CAG. DynaMiC: xD
[15:00] [WF] CAG. DynaMiC: Im going bai
[15:00] [WF] CAG. DynaMiC: xD
[15:00] Coverfire: NO
[15:01] Coverfire: ######
[15:01] Coverfire: THAT
[15:01] Coverfire: YOU ARENT
[15:01] Coverfire: I WILL TEA THE ###### OUT OF YOUR TIME
[15:01] Coverfire: BITCH I WILL PISS IN YOUR TEA
[15:01] Coverfire: ALL OF IT
[15:01] Coverfire: ALL OF IT
[15:01] Coverfire: I SWEAR TO GOD
[15:01] Coverfire: I'LL ######ING DO IT
[15:02] Coverfire: OH YEAH? WELL HERE IN AMERICA IT'S "EAT LOTS OF ###### AND GET FAT" TIME
[15:02] Coverfire: IMMA GO CELEBRATE MY HERITAGE
[15:03] Coverfire: BITCH
[15:03] Coverfire: WITH SNACK CAKES
[15:03] Coverfire: LOTS AND LOTS OF SNACK CAKES
[15:03] Coverfire: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Sometimes I just like caps lock, it's cruise control for cool you know :D

By the way, this just happened like 4 minutes before I posted it. And if you don't find it funny, that's fine. I just felt like posting it.

Oh, and I really did eat some snack cakes.


EDIT: It's really not supposed to be funny or anything, just random :P
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