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[SawneZ]

I was playing a bit Dod today and,

This is a guy called "deadmeat" that tottaly freaked out when, he saw a guy with the name "Hamster" (and a avatar of a hamster)

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(Dead) deadmeat: hamster!!!
(Dead) Hamster: Yes?
(Dead) deadmeat: omg a hamster!
(Dead) deadmeat: how awesome!!!
(Dead) Hamster: lol?
(Dead) SawneZ: xD

Hmmm, When it happend was it funnyer then read it now, But U guys have agree its pretty funny

[Dynamic]

Seriously, this was the FUNNIEST thing I ever came across. I was laughing for the entire day.
Read the comments box, from the bottom up.

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[SawneZ]

Dont have permission to read

[Dynamic]

[SawneZ]

xD?, What is that supposed to be?

[Dynamic]

SawneZ, on 26 July 2009 - 08:21 PM, said:

xD?, What is that supposed to be?

lol, a game called spore. The comments and the creation are both priceless though

[SawneZ]

xD, What ever it is, it looks like a draw of 2yrs old kid

[Planzor]

This thread is nothing without me.

[Lixie-]

I dont see what it should be tho ..

[dos]

Planzor, on 04 August 2009 - 09:29 AM, said:

This thread is nothing without me.

You hold yourself in such high regard dont you planzor.

[Dynamic]

Lixie-, on 04 August 2009 - 10:19 AM, said:

I dont see what it should be tho ..

lol, the creature is retarded, you have to read the comments, from bottom, up.

[Mike]

Went into a electronic shop the other day to buy a laptop, this was probably one of the
stupidest responses to a question there is, this is how it went.

Worker #1: Hello there i heard you want to by a laptop.

Me: Hi, yea i was just woundering what is your return policy on your laptops.

Worker #1: What do you mean?

Me: Well if it breaks what is your return policy?

Worker #1: Why do you wanna know?

Now to be honest its a simple question, i think she was threatened or something
but anyway carrying on..

Worker #1: Let me just get my colleague then as he would know....

(To be fair this worker should know this being a women around 30-40+ of age working there for 20 odd years)

Worker #2: Whats up? (turned out to be new and about 17)

Me: Whats your return policy on this laptop?

Worker #2: What you mean?

Just proof about how such a easy question ask to a worker can confuse them.....lol

In the end i walked out when they was getting something for me out back
oh yea im a b######

[ZammY]

Planzor ingame said:

magnify. : I SWEAR I AM THIS CLOSE TO RAGE QUITTING! |_|
magnify. left the game (Disconnect by user.)

[Blaze]

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18:17 - magnify.: what sort of name is planzorisretard
18:17 - magnify.: oh
18:17 - magnify.: wait
18:17 - magnify.: planzor is retard
18:17 - magnify.: ######YOU

magnify = Planzor

[Apolloz]

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Sully: lol, i just ate a pizza, then my father called me and said " Dont eat the pizza in the fridge its for you tomorrow"

[Apolloz]

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Eric says (18:11):

do you like balls

Alexander says (18:11):

depends on what balls you are talking about

Eric says (18:12):

ermm

genitals

Alexander says (18:12):

No, I can't say I like balls, but I am fond of my pair

What about you?

Eric says (18:13):

i love big juicy sacks

Alexander says (18:13):

wow

[dos]

Thats either some really dry humour or a genuine comeon

Eric is planzor right?

[Apolloz]

Yup.

[Dynamic]

Hm.

[hnQ]

Totally genuine dos

[Planzor]

sup

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21:20 - Apolloz: http://i271.photobuc...51316437258.jpg
21:21 - Planzor!: omg
21:21 - Planzor!: is that your dildo
21:21 - Apolloz: yeah
21:21 - Planzor!: lol
21:21 - Apolloz: What else?
21:21 - Planzor!: pretty big
21:21 - Apolloz: Since I am single, I have to pleasure myself somehow
21:22 - Planzor!: ermm

[Killerace]

glock fails :>

[Apolloz]

Worth to mention is that the term dildo is wrong, you see, the M203 is quite big and its hole is the perfect size for my.......ehum.

[TheJester?]

e-penis?

[Alex]

Ego?

[hnQ]

e-gayness

[Apolloz]

No, my grenades of course XD
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Yes, really. Those are jolly fun to shoot.

[Dynamic]

Of course by the term, grenades, you mean your nuts.

[hnQ]

and that's how you make a glock look badass

[Planzor]

19:57 - Blaze: i have sperm too, i just never use it