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[Killerace]

You got funny quotes from a conversation with someone? Or just found them somewhere else?

Post them here.

(I´m gonna post some quotes later, cba atm )

[Phobia]

meh, just deleted a text document filled with funny quotes lol.

[Planzor]

l0l0l said:

WhoseTehPlanzor?! has joined the game
[sωค] ๖ۣۜblaze *cl* : hey shakerz
WhoseTehPlanzor?! : im not shakerz.. im planzor..
[sωค] ๖ۣۜblaze *cl* : haha liar i see frend list
[sωค] ๖ۣۜblaze *cl* : shakerz why you no more in bf.g?
WhoseTehPlanzor?! : I'M PLANZOR LOL LOOK @ MY NAME
*DEAD* [sωค] ๖ۣۜblaze *cl* : you not planzor
*DEAD* WhoseTehPlanzor?! : ..
*DEAD* [sωค] ๖ۣۜblaze *cl* : im not stupid..
*DEAD* WhoseTehPlanzor?! : ye you are
(ADMIN) [sωค] ๖ۣۜblaze *cl* banned player WhoseTehPlanzor?!

Xfire l0l said:

[WF] Planzor: I LOVE PPL WHO SPEEK TEH 1337
Wolf-Bane: YE ME 3
Wolf-Bane: ITS RLY KEWL
Wolf-Bane: can i has cyb0r nowz pl0x. ;(
Wolf-Bane: xD
[WF] Planzor: lmfao
[WF] Planzor: cyb0rs3x?
Wolf-Bane: ye sounds gud
[WF] Planzor: kk
[WF] Planzor: ahh harder
[WF] Planzor: ermm k
Wolf-Bane: ye bby
[WF] Planzor: wolf-bane
Wolf-Bane: dats rite
[WF] Planzor: you alright?
Wolf-Bane: put it in my ass
[WF] Planzor: we can stop now..
Wolf-Bane: ye harder
Wolf-Bane: ye
Wolf-Bane: ye

[Milosevic]

Slasher
Is Sweden in Canada

[Phobia]

Milosevic, on Dec 26 2008, 01:52 AM, said:

Slasher
Is Sweden in Canada

lmfao, I remember that one. jeez I laugh'd.

[Planzor]

xfire said:

[Pro.eSport] Killerace<3: shall i download some pr0n now or not?
[Pro.eSport] Killerace<3: i am unsure...
[WF] Planzor: lmao
[Pro.eSport] Killerace<3: dont want to let my computer on the whole night
[WF] Planzor: LMAO HOW MANY GB?
[Pro.eSport] Killerace<3: it´s too noisy (stands besides my bed)
[Pro.eSport] Killerace<3: dunno
[Pro.eSport] Killerace<3: bah i am too lazy now

Steam said:

Wolf-Bane: need to get up early tommorow morning
Wolf-Bane: because
Wolf-Bane: THE FAMILY WILL BE OUT
Wolf-Bane: = fap time
Planzor: ..

xfire said:

[Pro.eSport] Killerace<3: in darkfire with a guy called zarmaka
[Pro.eSport] Killerace<3: you have t know, i had two rabbits but i wasn´t treating them very well
[WF] Planzor: WAIT
[Pro.eSport] Killerace<3: it was sometimes after minight and we qweretalking on xfire
[Pro.eSport] Killerace<3: and i said
[Pro.eSport] Killerace<3: bah i´m bored. going to rape my rabbit, brb
[Pro.eSport] Killerace<3: he respnsed
[Pro.eSport] Killerace<3: that a fancy word for masturbate?
[WF] Planzor: lol
[WF] Planzor: lmfao

xfire said:

Wolf-Bane: oh
Wolf-Bane: i dont think he was expecting his mum to walk in his room
Wolf-Bane: because
Wolf-Bane: they always knock
Wolf-Bane: and he usually says "go away"
Wolf-Bane: and they do
Wolf-Bane: OH
Wolf-Bane: I REMEMBER
Wolf-Bane: cowley - he's this short guy who's absoloutly frickin hillarious
Wolf-Bane: my best mate,
Wolf-Bane: total no-life too
Wolf-Bane: spends all his time playing WoW with his door and curtains shut, and the light off.
Wolf-Bane: BUT
Wolf-Bane: i think his mum went out the house to go do something
Wolf-Bane: so he started having a fap straight after
Wolf-Bane: but she came back in
Wolf-Bane: and came upstairs because she forgot her purse or something like that
Wolf-Bane: and walked in his room to say bye
Planzor is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Wolf-Bane: and then
Wolf-Bane: he had his willy out
Wolf-Bane: wanking over www.redtube.com
Wolf-Bane: (that's his favourite website)
Wolf-Bane: was round his house once and found www.redtube.com/garry&paul or something in his history..
Wolf-Bane: clicked on it and it was gay porn
Wolf-Bane: i was like "COWLEY, WHAT THE ###### MAN?!?!" and he said he was playing a game where they type in random numbers to a search box and they get a video up
Wolf-Bane: but
Wolf-Bane: i dont believe him

[Wolf-bane]

Honest to god I swear none of that was me... *rolls eyes*

Edit: But, it's easy to get Planzor back with 5 mins worth of conversation.
Second Edit: I'm taking them off because I love Planzor and i don't want to hurt him.

[ZammY]

Planz, are you gay?

[Koala]

lol, Planz is gay

[Planzor]

lmfao. i didn't even say the last two and the first was a joke. the last two was revenge for me posting his real quotes. lmao gj wolfie.

[Helix]

Rofl hahah

[system-lux-]

ingame said:

[WF] Sully : ive been a naughty boy, kick me, grrr
(ADMIN) [WF] System-lux-: kicked player [WF] Sully
[WF] Sully has joined the game
[WF] System-lux- : XDD
[WF] ZammY :
[WF] System-lux- : i go put1 it on my sig.
[WF] System-lux- : xD
[WF] Sully : OMFG WHY THE HELL DID YOU TK ME?!?!??! OMFG NOOB ADMIN, GO ###### YOUR MOTHER!!!!!
[WF] System-lux- : xDDDDDDDDD
(ADMIN) [WF] Sully: kicked player [WF] System-lux-
[WF] System-lux- geht zur Antiterror-Einheit.
*TOT* [WF] Sully : Moahahhahahahahaha
*TOT* [WF] System-lux- : wtf
*TOT* [WF] System-lux- : xD
*TOT* [WF] Sully : itss not abusing kicking yourself :S?
*TOT* [WF] System-lux- : no
[WF] System-lux- : i don't think xD
(ADMIN ONLY) [WF] Godfather: hai sully
(TO ADMIN) [WF] Sully: hi smexy
[WF] Godfather Name geändert in [WF] The Godfather
[WF] ZammY : xD
[WF] The Godfather : hey zammy
[WF] ZammY : hey
(ADMIN) [WF] Sully: kicked player [WF] Sully
[WF] ZammY : ROFL

[Planzor]

Wolf-bane PM said:

Haha, I just made up a sweet quote about you.

HIS PM TO ME. told you it was revenge?

[ZammY]

lol

Don´t know if ppl will understand...

[Planzor]

understand what. o_O

[ZammY]

System´s post.

[Planzor]

yeah, i didn't find it funny. at least it fits in with the topic title. it was random.

[ZammY]

haha

[Planzor]

Steam convo with Knife said:

<3 smacks planzor....HARD

epic win.

[KNiFE]

Bah, i deleted this one because planzor was so sad!

NEVAH XD

[Wolf-bane]

Sorry Planzor, I will never do it again...

<3 I love you man.. and, I never want anything to get between our relationship again.

[Planzor]

good. don't make up quotes about me or you maek meh angreh. <3

[Night Hawk]

I was raped by a dolphin once but just a little.

[hnQ]

i remember that one, lmfao


<3: pornoplanzor

[Wolf-bane]

Edit: Had to remove this one too - Planzor doesn't like it when I link his stuff ;(

Well, i guess that's me out of quotes as i'm not allowed to use Planz's, 'tis me out.

[KNiFE]

Insonia, on Dec 26 2008, 08:10 PM, said:

i remember that one, lmfao


<3: pornoplanzor

Will you shut up Inso ?
Or i'll give you a taste of evil me

[Helix]

We shoud all invite him into Xfire and set up some ownage conversation XD

[Planzor]

why me? l0l

[Killerace]

because you are teh victim

[ZammY]

Killerace, on Dec 27 2008, 12:15 AM, said:

because you are teh victim

mohahahahah